“Episode” 27: Generic Gin
May 5, 2012
We’re not dead yet! We’re feeling better! Because of the big jug of bottom-shelf, plastic-bottle gin and a big ol’ spoonful of LINKS!
- You thought I was joking.
- Bud’s at it again!
- Seriously, though, fuck that kid. I’ve wanted a foul ball all my life. You don’t see me crying.
- Meanwhile, in the Republican primaries…
- BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
That’s it for now folks. Hopefully it won’t be another *mumble mumble mumble* months before we do this again. All that opinion and snark gets backed up in you, and sometimes you just need a verbal enema. So that’s what this is: Talk Poop.
“Episode” 26: I Don’t Want Scurvy
February 6, 2012
And really, who does? Communists.
Communists want scurvy.
And LINKS!
- Mittens whipped Newt like one-armed by-the-hour S&M hooker that was parked in a loading zone. And then went and won a primary.
- Why doesn’t anyone like Mitt? Is it the hair? Is it the fake smile? Is it the unsubstantiated rumor that I’m starting that he’s going to make fundamentalist Mormonism the official state religion?
- No, it’s probably because he doesn’t like the poor. To be fair, I don’t like the poor either.
- IPOH NO HE DI’IN’T! Okay, that doesn’t work there.
Okay, we talked about more than that. A lot more. Like, an hour’s worth. So go ahead and listen to it, and make sure to tell me how it goes. God knows I don’t want to relive that.
“Episode” 25: Porn stars were walking the floor
January 16, 2012
What is there to say, really? We spent far too much time talking about politics. Politics bore you? You don’t really follow it? Well, isn’t that special. Skip to about the 45 minute mark and you can hear us talking about porn stars in Vegas and then you can keep on ignoring the crazy elephant that is smashing the hell out of your living room because it’s all hopped up on goofballs and cheap tequila.
Sorry, I don’t Internet, so you can go find you’re own links.
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