The first rule of having the Cardinals in the World Series is that you make sure any farm animals in the host city are safely under lock and key. But the second rule, the important one, is that you don’t talk about the Cardinals being in the World Series. The third rule is LINKS:

That’s it for now, folks. As I sit here the hated Cardinals are tied with the Rangers 2-2 in the 3rd inning of game 7 of the World Series. If they win, I’m just not really sure there’ll be an episode 20.

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