WHOA! Didn’t see you there! With your come-hither eyes and your sensuous, pouting plumber’s crack. Of all the gin joints in all the jointed gins in all the Ginny Joiner jointed ginger geiger jo-jo j…j…gah.

I’m really out of practice with this. Anyway, here’s your links or whatever. I guess.

Other stuff too, I guess. Whatever.

The first rule of having the Cardinals in the World Series is that you make sure any farm animals in the host city are safely under lock and key. But the second rule, the important one, is that you don’t talk about the Cardinals being in the World Series. The third rule is LINKS:

That’s it for now, folks. As I sit here the hated Cardinals are tied with the Rangers 2-2 in the 3rd inning of game 7 of the World Series. If they win, I’m just not really sure there’ll be an episode 20.