“Episode” 23: Squirrels Aren’t Moist Enough
December 13, 2011
- ROCK ME LIKE A HERMANCAIN! Wait, what.
- The Internet: ruining fun since 1994.
- Is it spring training yet?
- Ron Santo deserved to live to see this. And potentially set his wig on fire again.
- For a smart
guysquirrelCreature From The Black Lagoon, Eric Schmidt can be kind of dumb. - Not surprised there’s a security hole. Kind of surprised the media didn’t make a bigger deal of the 300-picture Hasslehoff gallery Zuck had on his private profile.
- Money, bitches.
- CUPCAKES. THEY ARE THE FUTURE.
That’s it for this week. Note that this would have been up earlier, except I just spent 12 hours cleaning fire extinguisher gunk out of every single thing I own. So suck it.
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September 10, 2011
We’re back from a summer hiatus. That’s a fancy way of saying that we don’t love you enough to provide another source of entertainment to go with your cable TV, your three video game systems, your cell phone, your eight magazine subscriptions, and, of course, your omnipresent Internet connection and all its LINKS:
- We premier our newest, best, and, at present, only segment: The Warren Minute. Or, alternately, The Pat Minute, as Pat spends a minute trying to catch me up on this election thing that seems to be gearing up.
- The Republicans are buying newer, better guns with which to shoot their feet with.
- We discuss our dream team of debate analysts. We decided Warren Ellis would be perfect, for concise analysis like this.
- The season is over for both our teams. Bring on football! Just can’t wait to see some match points scored while the winger is checked into the paint!
“Episode” 14: Bouncing Off The Ceiling
July 28, 2011
You know, funny story. I was walking home from work one day, when a spitting, foaming, rabid dog came bounding up to me. I could see my very life flash before me. The dog came within feet of me. I saw true madness in its eyes. And then it turned, and ran, and looked over its shoulder at me and said LINKS:
- Debt rhymes with Bet, so I say take it all to Rio and go double-or-nothing with the Chinese.
- This would have been a useful link. Had it happened before we recorded.
- This too.
- Barry Larkin. Lee Smith. Mike Matheny.
- COMICON!
- So I guess a bunch of fat guys are going to run into each other for 3 hours? Awesome
