Hey hey! Look who’s got four thumbs and a new theme song! We figured that the reason we still aren’t on all the “most downloaded” lists was that we weren’t professional enough. So the first thing we did was get a theme song. After that, we hired a secretary named Agnes. After that, we fired Agnes for inappropriate behavior in the company of a minor (she was a real cheek pincher). After that we LINKS:

We managed to nail it right at an hour this week, and I’m pretty proud of that fact. To celebrate, I’m going to flex in the mirror for thirty minutes and then go drink a quart of corn liquor.
¡Salud!