Have you ever been wandering in a strange place? You’re there alone, when a pleasant stranger approaches and tries to engage you in conversation. You resist, but they become more and more insistent. Until finally, they’re right up in your grill saying things like “this is the ladies room” and “pervert” and LINKS:

In other news, I ordered an iPhone. Yes, I know, sweaters in hell, etc etc. I’m a frontrunner, people. Next thing you know, I’ll be voting for Obama and wearing a Raiders jersey.